buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

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mybelovedcheshire:

my-mewling-quim:

One day I will be able to resist reblogging this photoset whenever I see it.

Today is not that day.

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menacherie:

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

oh my god i’m laughing and crying

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thatshitisfunny:

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me when i first joined tumblr  

• me: what how can this person reply to a reply?
•  how did they get that theme? it wasn't on the list of themes. they must be a wizard.
•  wow that person just got their 50th follower they are so tumblr famous wow
•  wow that was weird that fanfic had a sex scene i hope i never see that again
•  oh my god i messaged this person with how much i love their blog and they replied with a thank you and a smiley face, look at me making friends on tumblr already

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

1-800-pussy:

one of the girls in my class was checking her hair in her calculator

same.

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the-listening:

thebloodybaron:

the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling. 

I have

no idea

what youre

talking about

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Based on my posts, leave in my ask 5 things you’ve learned about me. 

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lulz-time:

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